Life Begins at Forty

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Track details:

01. bingo was his name-o	lemonhead	download	1:41
you can hear lemonhead singing this classic. he has a slight speech impediment and also tourettes syndrome, so please go easy on him in the feedback. this had dr. dre on production. no, not that dr. dre. a local dr. dre. his name is actually dre. he nearly had a heart attack when he heard the album "the chronic", but he's a doctor, so he gets a discount in the emergency room. so it turned out ok.
02. fan	lemonhead	download	2:21
"Fan Bladez" Rules O.K.! Did you know that Elvis was killed by fan bladez?
03. kob	rubbahead and lemonhead	download	1:01
The trumpet part makes me feel kind of blue. but the perfect bass line fills my heart with joy.
04. qvc	lemonhead	download	1:15
quantum vacuum cleaner.
05. rvs	lemonhead	download	14:35
Rvstic Firecreams. An esoteric experimental masterpiece in four parts: Ornery, Arpeggiation, Concilliatory, and Affiliation. Professor Korneitchouk, this one's for you!
06. tnt	lemonhead	download	2:35
me and rubbahead found a crate of TNT in our backyard. we have no idea how it got there.
07. pbs	lemonhead	download	3:09
putrid brine stench. we found a box of TNT in our backyard and it had a putrid brine stench.
08. zbl	rubbahead, produced by lemonhead	download	0:54
zbl.
09. zdp	lemonhead	download	1:19
ZeanDip... come and dip your tortilla chips into my Processed Zean. And then listen to this fantastic electronic bluegrass.
10. chz	Rubbalemonhead	download	0:44
Rubbahead's House MegaCheeze -- with some pain thrown in, because you deserve it for listening to House!
11. mex	rubbahead, produced by lemonhead	download	0:48
this is the second song in the TexMex series. reminds you of your grandmother pinching your cheek, doesn't it?
12. hbo	lemonhead	download	0:54
i don't got cable... i got da blues
13. bal	lemonhead	download	0:39
stuart dropped the ball.
14. EtM	lemonhead	download	1:43
EaTing Mushrooms.
15. evi	lemonhead	download	0:56
evin dropped the guitar riffs. we had to fill in for him with a razor and splicing tape.
16. dum	rubbahead, produced by lemonhead	download	0:47
we think your dum!
17. sht	rubbahead	download	0:31
this song is short as da shoe.
18. cnn	rubbahead, overproduced by lemonhead	download	1:10
country-style nighttime nihilism
19. ff1	lemonhead	download	1:08
Facial Fantasy 1: This song was inspired by the antics of the three stooges... what funny faces they had! Moe, with his bowl haircut and pug nose, what a character!
20. ff2	lemonhead	download	2:02
Facial Fantasy 2: This song was inspired by the fresh faces you see each year in the film industry -- it's always good to see something new!
21. FF3	rubbahead	download	2:07
Facial Fantasy 3. When we shoot the video for this song, we'll be sure to get a lead singer so the camera can stay on his or her face all the time, because naturally none of the people with the actual talent are worth looking at.
22. ff4	lemonhead	download	0:56
Facial Fantasy Four. I saw a face on Mars and wrote this song. No, not that face on Mars, it was another one!
23. fst	lemonhead	download	0:45
Fistance... I saw a huge ant just a few minutes ago. It must've been 3 inches long. I tried to hit it with a shoe, but there was no corpse when I picked it up, and I have no idea where it went. I know it's not an acid flashback because I've never taken acid. I hope it didn't crawl into my shoe because I have to go to work in a few hours.
24. pka	RubbaHayeeeed	download	0:53
punk ska with a country twist
25. clh	Rubbahead	download	1:00
Clave Hell.
26. scl	lemonhead	download	1:05
This is my latest attempt at creating a Sound Sculpture. Unfortunately, it has no arms or head!
27. ige	lemonhead	download	1:03
bottomless pigeons. we got a player piano for our studio not too long ago. we made this piano song by handpunching a piano roll. brings back the days of punched tape at MIT.
28. out	lemonhead	download	2:12
outside. i wrote this song outside. outside the box!! i usually compose inside a cardboard box, you see, and this was an attempt at breaking the habit. it wasn't entirely successful, as i'm sure you can tell.
29. bum	rubbahead, produced by lemonhead	download	0:43
this came from my musical bum.
30. rsh	lemonhead	download	1:35
Marshal Walker, Texas Ranger. The ending was his idea. We've never done anything like it before!
31. sct	lemonhead	download	0:54
scotland.
32. tch	rubbahead, produced by lemonhead	download	0:47
tch... there's dust in the wind, as evidenced by this song. just like the dust kicked up by wagons pulled by a couple of oxes.
33. tam	rubbahead	download	1:00
Trampled. We went trampling tambourines today. Then we added an extra snare to give it a surfy feel!
34. the	lemonhead	download	0:47
i dedicate all frequencies above 1000hz in this song to the aurora borealis.
35. win	lemonhead	download	1:12
we won a ham radio by sending a post card to ham radios intl. you can too! but that's not what this story is about. anyways, we used it to record electrical signals from a weather storm we had. since high frequencies travel faster than slow ones, it appeared that the sound of the lightning was going down in pitch! about halfway through the song you can hear a mariachi band walk past our window.
36. wss	rubberhead and lemonhead (rubba)	download	0:46
WonderSowSuzie
37. tex	rubbahead, produced by lemonhead	download	0:50
The first part of the Tex-Mex series, this song evokes the bouncing of a child inside an inflatable castle.
38. shx	lemonhead and the nutty professor	download	1:15
Shucks, fellas. When we asked the dub master The Nutty Professor to remix our classic sh(ar)k(ies), we never knew it would turn out this good. We hear it's going on his new album, The Nutty, Nutty, Nutty, Nutty, Nutty Professor.

Total playing time: 60:02